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Welcome to

Netty Noodles

Lifestyle photography of a steaming mug and open notebook resting on a stone wall during sunset. The scene overlooks a peaceful lake and mountain landscape, evoking a sense of tranquility and inspiration.

Same journey, just a more scenic route

Taking the scenic route through life. One story at a time.

Writer

Wanderer

Story Collector

I'm Netty Noodles, and this is where I share the moments, lessons and adventures that have shaped me. From everyday discoveries to unexpected detours, you'll find the reflections, poetry and stories that celebrate curiosity, resilience and the joy of keeping an open mind.

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60 for 60 Blog

Stories from a year of saying yes.

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Lessons from life's unexpected detours.

Traffic Cones & Lightning Strikes
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Poems inspired by life's everyday moments

Poetry

Traffic Cones and Lightning Strikes!

Life Lessons Learned the Long Way Round

An uplifting and often hilarious memoir of misadventures, unexpected kindnesses, near misses, and the life lessons learned along the way.

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Coming 5 November 2026

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The Scenic Route: A Writer's Odyssey

Photography of a winding dirt path through a sun-dappled forest. Tall trees line the trail, creating a serene and inviting atmosphere.

It's never the direct route that shapes us. It's the detours. The pauses. The places we didn't plan to end up but found ourselves in anyway.

 

I've never been one for the straight line. Not in travel, not in life, and certainly not in work. I've always found myself wandering the long way around, following the paths that curve, dip, and meander.

 

The scenic route is where the good stuff hides: the side quests, the unexpected sparks, the moments that shift something inside me and make me see the world differently.

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Those winding roads have given me the best stories - the missteps, the magic and the old forgotten trails that somehow knew exactly where they needed to go. It's never the direct route that shapes us. It's the detours. The pauses. The places we didn't plan to end up but found ourselves in anyway. 

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So tell me...

Which scenic routes are shaping your life?

Which detours became the stories you still carry?

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Latest Updates

A curated collection of my most recent 60-for-60 experiences, capturing the quiet magic of the everyday.

A few stories from the book

Life rarely takes the route we planned. Here are a few extracts from Traffic Cones and Lightning Strikes sharing some of the detours, discoveries and lessons gathered along the way.

Don't Dance with a Traffic Cone on Your Head

"Gravity doesn't negotiate with ego."

Look at Me Now,  Mrs Wilson

"I was, it seemed, too much."

Mind the Gap: When the Earth Tried to Swallow Me

"One second, I was stepping out of the car. The next, I was wedged waist-deep in a drain."

Blue Skies, White Sand and One Million Volts of Reality

"A bolt of lightning crashed into the beach no more than six feet in front of me."

A Type R, a Lorry & a Tonne of Potatoes

"You can be doing everything right and still find something extraordinary hurtling towards you."

Volcanic Ash, Mismatched Knickers and the Long Way Home

"The question was no longer when I was going home but whether three mismatched pairs of knickers were enough to survive a natural disaster."

Enjoyed these extracts? Discover the full collection of mishaps, lessons, surprises and moments of gratitude in

 Traffic Cones and Lightning Strikes 

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